Perfection Is All Around Us

… I just walked into the kitchen to find Thor talking to the coffee pot

glowstark:

Please investigate. Are you sure he didn’t get into the medicine cabinet?

(Source: notyournightlight)

glowstark:

thegoldenbeacon replied to your post: Tony.

I’m not going away. Hate me all you want. At least tell me you have someone to talk to about this crap. Like, a friend. Anyone?

Who the fuck am I going to talk to?

I brought this on myself…

That’s a no. Okay then. How about you talk to me then?

By kissing Steve?

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glowstark:

thegoldenbeacon:

*squints at him, giving a high pitched laugh* I’m sorry. This is like mind blowing to me. Like I’ve discovered a new species. Can you cook well?

*Tony raised his head and propped it up with a hand under his chin*

Pepper used to make me cook for her?
Is that an indication?

Indeed it is. I’ve still gotta find a way to get my Tony interested. Maybe if I tell him I’ll eat it off him or something

*tilts his head* You okay?

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glowstark:

thegoldenbeacon:

glowstark replied to your post: Can none of my fellow Avengers cook?

*raises hand, still facedown against the desk* I can cook…!

A Tony who can cook?! Get the hell out! Are you lying to me?

*shakes his head* No, I’m serious.

*squints at him, giving a high pitched laugh* I’m sorry. This is like mind blowing to me. Like I’ve discovered a new species. Can you cook well?

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*raises hand, still facedown against the desk* I can cook…!

A Tony who can cook?! Get the hell out! Are you lying to me?

thegoldenbeacon asked: The idea of being an astronaut always freaked me out.

glowstark:

I have a suit prepped for space flight-

I just have never had an excuse to use it.

You can go in my place if the time arises. I like my gravity.

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glowstark:

thegoldenbeacon:

glowstark replied to your post: !!!

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Something seriously wrong with my Tony and I need to exit. That takes a User and-

I have work to do here. 

He didn’t know if weird was a word, man!

What- Fuck- There are too many people with debilitating conditions…

Don’t- Damn it! I never used to be this bad.

Don’t listen to me. I’ll figure this out on my own. You’ve got your stuff to worry about.

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Something seriously wrong with my Tony and I need to exit. That takes a User and-

I have work to do here. 

He didn’t know if weird was a word, man!

thegoldenbeacon asked: Have you ever been on the inside of a computer?

glowstark:

thegoldenbeacon:

glowstark:

*instead of raising his head from his desk, Tony just rolled it over slightly so his cheek was against the warm spot on the glass instead of his forehead* Hnngh?

You know. Where I come from? Where there are cities and the Programs look like people?

… No, I haven’t been. *he sat up properly and rubbed at his face*

*grins, resting his forehead against the screen* I was going to invite you on a little tour, but you don’t sound so interested.

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