Perfection Is All Around Us

troidwarrior:

thegoldenbeacon:

troidwarrior:

thegoldenbeacon:

troidwarrior replied to your post: Your dad did WHAT?

H-How exactly… ahem, I never thought I’d hear an AI say anything like that. 

…Condolences. 

I doubt I’m like most AI.

It’s cool.

Sounded like you had a question. Something you wanna know?

The question isn’t exactly appropriate. I don’t know you on such personal level.

Not that I think AIs have a personal level but—Right.

Most don’t. Then again, most are brainwashed slaves, so they probably don’t know people are normally allowed that.

Honey, I’d be happy to answer whatever questions you’ve got. I’m an inappropriate sorta guy, currently with too much time on his hands. Shoot.