Perfection Is All Around Us

I am CLU. If you're looking for the perfectionist running an isolationist system, you're a couple months too late. Now, I'm The Golden Beacon.
Shoot.  Or hand me your disc. 

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via agentcoulsonsupernanny)



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I really wish he had gotten the hint about all the dead people.

He’s not going to like what he finds.

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I was going to say that it’s safe to enter the portal.

sugaraddictedarchangel:

thegoldenbeacon:

sugaraddictedarchangel:

thegoldenbeacon:

Everything pointed to it being inhabitable by humans.The statues littering this garden aren’t made of anything harmful, but they’re a bunch of dead people, so it’s kinda creepy.

Then something large moved in front of the drone’s camera and it’s signal died.

I’d say no one but Gabriel should have authorization to enter.

See? I told you from the beginning I should go alone. Look at all the time you wasted with this. Time I could have spent trying to find Guy and not sitting bored in a ring of fire.

What do you want? A cookie? If I hadn’t done what I did, even if you had come back, you could have tracked Users know how many diseases or toxins back in. *slaps him upside the head for good measure* Power up the gateway. This loser has a death wish. *there’s the soft pop again and the portal activates*

*rolls his eyes, giving a small salute and a huge smirk before walking through it* 

Dumb ass. *salutes and has the portal shut down*

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I was going to say that it’s safe to enter the portal.

sugaraddictedarchangel:

thegoldenbeacon:

Everything pointed to it being inhabitable by humans.The statues littering this garden aren’t made of anything harmful, but they’re a bunch of dead people, so it’s kinda creepy.

Then something large moved in front of the drone’s camera and it’s signal died.

I’d say no one but Gabriel should have authorization to enter.

See? I told you from the beginning I should go alone. Look at all the time you wasted with this. Time I could have spent trying to find Guy and not sitting bored in a ring of fire.

What do you want? A cookie? If I hadn’t done what I did, even if you had come back, you could have tracked Users know how many diseases or toxins back in. *slaps him upside the head for good measure* Power up the gateway. This loser has a death wish. *there’s the soft pop again and the portal activates*

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I was going to say that it’s safe to enter the portal.

Everything pointed to it being inhabitable by humans.The statues littering this garden aren’t made of anything harmful, but they’re a bunch of dead people, so it’s kinda creepy.

Then something large moved in front of the drone’s camera and it’s signal died.

I’d say no one but Gabriel should have authorization to enter.

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agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

*heads in after him, nodding to the agents setting up their blood guns, which work more on an aerosol principle. A flock of labcoats are scurrying around something that makes Phil’s head hurt to look at, but apparently matches up with what Gabriel and CLU say it should.* Is it ready?

Affirmative, as is the drone. Let’s break this sucker open. *as soon as everyone’s at their stations, the switch is flipped. Quite anticlimactically, the portal activates with a soft pop and they’re all staring into a sunny field. There are no monsters waiting for them. Only a warm breeze* uuuh… right. Deploying drone. *the winged robot flutters inside and the portal is closed again* Now we wait for it to collect and send us data.

*watches the proceedings carefully, making sure there are lots of records* Exciting. Do we have to leave it open to receive? I don’t like that idea, especially if it takes a while to get what we need.

Nope. We’re powering all systems down until we’re sure there isn’t any thing dangerous out there. *runs a hand through his hair and turns to his father* …I let Gabriel out of his room. He’s waiting for me to give him the okay to run through the portal the next time we open it.

*runs a hand down his face* Well. Honestly, I’m surprised we held onto him as long as we did.  I’ll try talking to him.

Thank you. I just ended up getting pissed and he fucking leaned so far over the fire. I though he was going to burst into flames. He needs some serious help. *turns his attention to his console* Welp, there’s enough oxygen for breathing. Still waiting to see if there are any toxins floating around.

We’ll get him that. *pats his shoulder* Have fun with your science. Text me if anything major happens.

Copy that. If they come by asking for coffee orders, I’ve got you covered.

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agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

*heads in after him, nodding to the agents setting up their blood guns, which work more on an aerosol principle. A flock of labcoats are scurrying around something that makes Phil’s head hurt to look at, but apparently matches up with what Gabriel and CLU say it should.* Is it ready?

Affirmative, as is the drone. Let’s break this sucker open. *as soon as everyone’s at their stations, the switch is flipped. Quite anticlimactically, the portal activates with a soft pop and they’re all staring into a sunny field. There are no monsters waiting for them. Only a warm breeze* uuuh… right. Deploying drone. *the winged robot flutters inside and the portal is closed again* Now we wait for it to collect and send us data.

*watches the proceedings carefully, making sure there are lots of records* Exciting. Do we have to leave it open to receive? I don’t like that idea, especially if it takes a while to get what we need.

Nope. We’re powering all systems down until we’re sure there isn’t any thing dangerous out there. *runs a hand through his hair and turns to his father* …I let Gabriel out of his room. He’s waiting for me to give him the okay to run through the portal the next time we open it.

*runs a hand down his face* Well. Honestly, I’m surprised we held onto him as long as we did.  I’ll try talking to him.

Thank you. I just ended up getting pissed and he fucking leaned so far over the fire. I though he was going to burst into flames. He needs some serious help. *turns his attention to his console* Welp, there’s enough oxygen for breathing. Still waiting to see if there are any toxins floating around.

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agentcoulsonsupernanny:

thegoldenbeacon:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

*heads in after him, nodding to the agents setting up their blood guns, which work more on an aerosol principle. A flock of labcoats are scurrying around something that makes Phil’s head hurt to look at, but apparently matches up with what Gabriel and CLU say it should.* Is it ready?

Affirmative, as is the drone. Let’s break this sucker open. *as soon as everyone’s at their stations, the switch is flipped. Quite anticlimactically, the portal activates with a soft pop and they’re all staring into a sunny field. There are no monsters waiting for them. Only a warm breeze* uuuh… right. Deploying drone. *the winged robot flutters inside and the portal is closed again* Now we wait for it to collect and send us data.

*watches the proceedings carefully, making sure there are lots of records* Exciting. Do we have to leave it open to receive? I don’t like that idea, especially if it takes a while to get what we need.

Nope. We’re powering all systems down until we’re sure there isn’t any thing dangerous out there. *runs a hand through his hair and turns to his father* …I let Gabriel out of his room. He’s waiting for me to give him the okay to run through the portal the next time we open it.

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sugaraddictedarchangel:

thegoldenbeacon:

sugaraddictedarchangel:

thegoldenbeacon:

sugaraddictedarchangel:

imagethegoldenbeacon replied to your post: Dear *anyone*,

We’ll get him back, man. We’ve almost got this portal ready.

*struggles to put on a blank face* Good. I’m getting sick of sitting here with nothing to do.

I didn’t say we were anywhere close to throwing a living thing into it. Your ass is staying in that room for at least another couple of hours.

Oh come on! You have got to be kidding me!

*rubs his forehead* Gabriel… I know how hard this is. Believe me, but we have to consider every possibility here. This isn’t just about you and your boy toy. This is about the planet.

*steps forward, standing close enough to the flames that he can feel it searing in his Grace* I’m not asking you to open up a hole in the universe and let whatever crawl through. I’m asking you to give let me use what I got from that statue to take myself over there. That’s not doing a thing to endanger your precious planet. And you seem to forget that if something is coming, I’m probably your best bet on stopping it.

… *fuck. He hates how right he is. So much. He throws baking soda on the flames with a snort* You owe me. I’m going to be in such shit if the other angels decide this is grounds to be pissed at me. Come on. *heads down the hall*

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